if you like me you must not know who I am
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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