You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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