it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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