it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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