yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Randomize
