Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i drank out of a bidet.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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