But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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