I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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