I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
she pinky promised me she was 18
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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