Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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