As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
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