Ambien. No doubt about it.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Vodka?
Forever.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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