at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I would ride that face into the sunset
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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