They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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