I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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