So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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