yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize
