Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
time to smoke my breakfast
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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