Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
