Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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