The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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