As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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