Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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