Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
He? As in you personified your dick?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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