But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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