I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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