yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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