There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
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