Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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