I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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