You don't have asthma, your pregnant
You're so nebulous sometimes
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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