how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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