nut hugger
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
