Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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