I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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