I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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