Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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