I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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