You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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