I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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