I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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