Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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