He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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