So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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