jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
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