we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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