3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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