Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Just took my morning after pill in the library
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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