he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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