i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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