if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Randomize
