I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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