best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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