But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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