Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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