Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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